by Ollie14 September 22, 2016
What you have to do if you are to tall to pull of an effective toilet hover. See 'toilet hover'
Basically jerking off into a sink
Basically jerking off into a sink
I was bored yesterday, so I decided that a nice sink hover was in order. Too bad I hit my head on the mirror and blacked out.
by See Also: Toilet Hover June 04, 2003
The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.
Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.
by Specialguwy May 10, 2015
by Coleyrae March 22, 2020
When you jerk or suck someone off without explicitly touching them, or are jerked or sucked off without touching them, with the intentions of humiliating the jerker offer.
by Verrukt_Pajamas August 20, 2013
by David Mertoff III February 01, 2011
Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.
by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 06, 2004