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Horse Face

A horse face is a self conceded slutty bitch who likes to start drama with everyone and thinks that she is gorgeous, and that everyone is jealous of her. --Her only come backs are telling people they're ugly.. and that she is gorgeous and sexy. Reality is; She's ugly. She looks like a man with the face of a horse. She keeps her legs open 24/7 to any guy she see's. The only reason guys like her is because she's easy, wears hooker clothes, and has big boobs.
Needless to say, no one is jealous of her. And, I think we all know who the real jealous one is(:
Horse Face; "I'm gorgeouss ur all so jelaous damnn i lovee looking soo good."
& She also says; "HEY WE SHOULDD MAKE A HUGEE FAN CLUB ON HOW DAMN SEXYY I AM! MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL WANNA JOIN!"
Everyone else; "Amanda, shut the fuck up. You look like a damn man. you are really full of yourself!"
by youareadumbasswhore December 17, 2010
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Mongolian Horseback Ride

A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.
Dude me and my girl did a mean Mongolian horseback ride last night!
by Overshade December 9, 2010
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Horse face syndrome

Gary Busey had been diagnosed with horse face syndrome about a decade ago, there are many more who have horse face syndrome and haven't been diagnosed yet.
Trent- So you got any plans to go out with a girl this weekend?
Guy with horse face syndrome-Naaaaay
by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018
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Horsegate

"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon
Getting health insurance after your first paragliding accident is a bit horsegate.
by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012
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horsebacking

Threesome with one guy at the bottom, he's the horse, then the girl is on top of him, she's the saddle, and another guy gets on top of the girl, he's the rider. This is horsebacking it's great and popular in Houston, ask anybody and they'll most likely say yes.
Ay, ya'll ever go horsebacking?

We were horsebacking like crazy man.
by h-towns_nibba May 6, 2018
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Horsefucker

An abusive asshole who looks like a horse and wants to fuck one in the ass because of the resemblance
Person 1: Hey did you talk to Horsefucker today

Person 2: yeah he yelled at me for no reason
Person 1: that asshole
by Rocco123 June 17, 2021
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Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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