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hobosynthesis

The process by which transients and other urban outdoor expiditioners generate carbohydrates and oxygen from carbon dioxide, water, and light energy into energy enough to wake up and move around.
The sun came up and warmed the hobo enough to move from the park bench to the soup kitchen. Obviously, there was some sort of chemical reaction from the heat of the sun that converted the starches from the potato vodka into energy via hobosynthesis.
by marvinthemartian January 6, 2010
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Hobosexual

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.
She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.
by Tr1pod November 18, 2018
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hoobajoob

A synonym for thingamajig, whatchamacallit, ka-jigger; used when the name of an entity is unknown.
He was using some kind of hoobajoob to get the job done faster.
by MLM for Cash January 17, 2007
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Hobostank

The odor that eminates from a homeless person or Hobo.
Damn, I walked past and caught a big whiff of Hobostank.
by Android181 June 11, 2005
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Hoobag

1. A female who is slutty and is always down for some fun.
2. A girl who can easily be used and forgotten.
Hey bro, wanna go to the club and pick up some hoobags?
or
Yo lets call up some hoobags and start a party.
by SGreezy April 8, 2010
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Hobosaur

A dinosaur that is a hobo. Inspired by Scribblenauts "Robosaur".
OOOH MAI GAWSH HOBOSAUR PWNS ANGIE
IKR EUGIE <33
by scarlettechuu February 20, 2010
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Hoobanger

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.
"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
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