Tiny people, not to be confused as midgets, who lived in the parallel world and dimension to ours known as Middle Earth. These people were small but ironically had big feet which in turn was the reason why Gondor used them for underground sex slave trading because big feet means big penis. Many Hobbits were sodomized by people in Gondor and Rohan. Because the males had a dick the size of a cucumber they were used as displays at sex orgies. It was estimated at one point about 92% of households in Gondor had atleast 1 Hobbit used for sexual pleasures and fantasies.
Hobbits were forced to ride the shit out of Dwarves infront of people and farm pigs. This was done to create a new breed of man animals called Dwarbbits which were patented by Gondor and used as a work force.
Hobbit's Masters would get drunk and molest them. At times they were forced to punch into the rectum and anus of their Masters and Lords. This was the starting point of what is known as fisting today. During that time a Hobbit would fist into the pootbox of their Masters they would also have to squeal like a piglet and shit in a cup. Once a week they had to hunt down smurfs and catch them to either kill them or stick them up inside the shit factory of their Masters to tickle the inside of their rectum and anus.
Hobbits were forced to ride the shit out of Dwarves infront of people and farm pigs. This was done to create a new breed of man animals called Dwarbbits which were patented by Gondor and used as a work force.
Hobbit's Masters would get drunk and molest them. At times they were forced to punch into the rectum and anus of their Masters and Lords. This was the starting point of what is known as fisting today. During that time a Hobbit would fist into the pootbox of their Masters they would also have to squeal like a piglet and shit in a cup. Once a week they had to hunt down smurfs and catch them to either kill them or stick them up inside the shit factory of their Masters to tickle the inside of their rectum and anus.
by The Informant99 January 22, 2012
Get the Hobbits mug."THE BOILING LOG
THAT CRUSHED THE ORC
DID BEAR THE WIZARDS HEX"
"Say, man! Why not set this stuff to a hip-hop beat!"
"Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit?"
THAT CRUSHED THE ORC
DID BEAR THE WIZARDS HEX"
"Say, man! Why not set this stuff to a hip-hop beat!"
"Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit?"
by nick barrett January 11, 2007
Get the hip-hobbit mug.Related Words
hoebbit
• Hobbit
• hobbiting
• hobbit feet
• hoebitch
• hobbitch
• hobbit hole
• Hobbitophile
• hoebait
• hobbit bob
1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.
2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.
2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.
"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"
or
"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"
or
"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"
by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009
Get the Ass Hobbit mug.by Jorge Benelux December 10, 2003
Get the hobbitty mug.by Low life tech scum May 6, 2009
Get the Hobbit Queen mug.by crypticsage August 30, 2020
Get the Hobbit Ladder mug.Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.
Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet
by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021
Get the Hobbitefeet mug.