Grindr herpes

Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.

Dude, I have Grindr herpes on my thumbs and I didn't even get laid.

by The Pop Sucker January 2, 2011

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herpetophilia

The sexual atraction to reptiles, commonly dinosaurs or anthropomorphic lizards.

"I saw this really hot t-rex guy on furaffinity the other night, his name was Rexar he really got me into herpetophilia."

by jadenz November 30, 2009

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Hotpocket Herpes

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes

Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!

by Emobubbles August 18, 2010

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Herpes

Gods reminder that you fucked up

Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and...
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"

by ST211MikeyMike December 7, 2009

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An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.

Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@

by Flip Static December 31, 2009

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