An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as
herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in
Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with
chinese new years herpes.
Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
Buy a
New Years Herpes
mug!