Hiren

Lord Genius: Lord of the Diamonds

Hiren is a powerful warrior in Greek mythology.

by mynameishiren December 14, 2010

Hined

To attack someone viciously without a person seeing or suspecting the attacker usually from behind.

Dude do you see that guy get Hined yesterday?

That guys gonna get Hined.

Look at his face must've got Hined last night.

by Tjc874 July 5, 2018

pointy-haired boss

Etymology: A character in Scott Adams' Dilbert comic strip

(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords

My pointy-haired boss just told me I need to make a paradigm of strategizing my primary action items, just because I forgot to use the new cover sheet on the TPS reports.

by BeardedFatass January 11, 2004

Hire Mike Brown

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

workers for hire

The crafty little braceros that steal your job.

My only motivation to work harder is so that you don't bring in the workers for hire.

by Ebenezer Scrotum January 25, 2008

HiredAssassin

A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.

"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."

"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"

by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006

Haired-over

Food or item that grows hairy like covering.

The only thing i found left in the fridge to eat was a (Haired-over) piece of chicken.

by rozin December 27, 2010