Udonis Haslem

Power forward for the 2006 NBA champ Miami Heat. He is a scrappy player known for his agressive rebounding and underrated defence. Although he is undersized he has emerged as one of the best forwards in the game. He shoots a high percentage from the field and plays off of Shaq very well. When Shaq gets doubled he passes it to Haslem who hits his mid range jumpers. He is a big help to Shaq down low.

Udonis Haslem plain shut down Rasheed Wallace during the Eastern Conference Finals and wore down Dirk during the NBA finals.

by MiamiHeat323 September 10, 2008

Hasselhoffowned

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

by Hue Jass May 13, 2005

Hashem

A hashem is very rare luckily i found mine n hes the most precious beautiful perfect kind hearted guy ever n he means so much to me

"hes so perfect"
"Must be a hashem"

by lildxmbass November 24, 2021

hassel to the hoff

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

by the birds and trees February 27, 2007

david hasselhoff

The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.

Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*

by Freakling July 15, 2008

hasselbeck

Anything that is beffiting the traditional sense of masculinty, toughness, or persistance.

From the Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck. Especially his repersentation in the Playstation 2 game NFL Street where his ability to establish physical dominance is unmatched.

Also spelled hasselback

After being pinned by a boulder he cut his arm off with a dull pocket knife. That is extremely hasselbeck.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

Hassee

Also "Hassy," and "The Hassee," it's a term that describes the Perineum, the area located between the penis and anus, or the vagina and anus. The Hassee is given its name from a shortened version of Tallahassee which, given it's location on the Big Bend in Florida, is a perfect example of the location of the Hassee.

If Florida is truly "America's Wang," then Tallahassee is the Hassee.

"It's hot as balls out here...how's your Hassee?"
"Hot and sticky, buddy."

Also can be used more indirectly, commonly as a word that can be said aloud in public without fear of inappropriateness:

Person 1: "I think she was coming on to me."
P2: "She wanted your Hassee."
P1: "Haha, the HASSEE!"

by Mortai August 17, 2009