Party Harness

A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.

The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.

It's a good thing I had my party harness on when I jumped in the water, I nearly lost my shades.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 14, 2010

Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science

Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!

by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011

ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.

Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.

by G-persyn December 11, 2019

Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.

Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.

by eL_dao October 1, 2023

Smell my Harvest

Standing in the corner of a bar and you release a burpe from your arse and somebody walks up to you and smells your fart.

Hey Cassie, come over here and smell my harvest!

by Mike and Spike July 6, 2018

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

Harishan

A luscious but torpid guy who is a full-fledged romanticist. He is a sexy beast who shames all the fuck boys he comes across and gets a lot of girls. Harishan only endeavours to be the best man he can be...

Girl 1: Look! Harishan just looked at us!
Girl 2: Oh my god! I think my ovaries had exploded!
Fuckboys: Guess today’s not our day... :(

by CumSomeCumDud January 14, 2020