Hardees

Good Food Bad service, in other words it sucks

Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"

by Rob January 14, 2004

harder mommy

when your gf is doing you and she's not going hard enough so you yell harder mommy and she starts ramming you like the slut you are

*getting banged by your gf*
Y/N: "Ah harder mommy"
*Gf starts pounding you till you can't take it anymore*

by Reallyhornytransbian December 24, 2022

hardees

home of the t"hickburger", another place shady wants to drive circles in the parking lot screaming "i don't give a fuk."

by deez nuts July 19, 2003

James Harden

The absolute biggest bitch in the entire NBA. Also known as "Floppen".
Sucks the refs off before games.

James Harden allergic to shooting over 40%

by demaryiustargaryen May 2, 2019

harder than a cats

Anything that is really, really hard. Like a cats head

Hey, Jiggy. Your boner seems really hard. Hard, like harder than a cats head!
I know. Thanks

by Pipksi September 16, 2013

HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.

This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012