hamsternater

hamster is a ginger prick that annoys everyone

hamsternater will you shut the fuck up already

by hamsternater109 November 8, 2017

hampering

spoiling

sorry for hampering your mood

by donttakemewrong March 13, 2018

Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

hammering tommy fury

Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering

“I’m hammering tommy fury”

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023

Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 11, 2023

Hauntering

The sexual act of sneakily licking the insides of her ass when she least expects it and then proceeding to fuck and lick her.

Nikolai starts hauntering me on Saturday when I was making breakfast.

by Asianblackbosnianchan. April 22, 2025

Nico Haussering

When you so drunk you think you could win a rapbattle against a far superior
Battlerapper (Like Big Dick K. or B.D.K)
So you get fucked in the Ass on the Battleday big Time.

Watch your friend he is Nico Haussering again at that dude.

Kay One was totally Nico Haussering Bushido that one day .

by B.D.K. aka yes you See right January 2, 2018