hammertext

A text received from someone, usually at a socially inappropriate hour, that is obviously under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"This guy hammertexted me at 3AM, he was wasted."

by Pfelgin Negnar June 10, 2013

hammerneck

when you fuck a girl in the thoart so hard it feels like hammer

"dude adam gave linda a hammerneck and now she cant breath!"

by harold reyes December 3, 2007

huntsville hammerbomb

Shot. one part tequila, one part whiskey, one part red bull.
Derived in northern Ontario, in the small town of Huntsville.

I'll have two huntsville hammerbombs barkeep.

by Googley-Eyed Gary August 6, 2010

Hammerton

The surname of a certain type of girl. She can be very unique, but also very gnarly. She's pretty ratchet. Watch out, she'll have you by your man parts.

Bro 1: yo, that girl almost had me by my manhood
Bro 2: damn bro, she must have been a Hammerton

by IHadToMakeAnAccountForThisJoke August 10, 2017

hammerhoused

(adj.) Heavily inebriated.
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Man, I went out and got hammerhoused the other night,

by cgjoeyg December 26, 2007

hammergency

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.

Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.

by sbird August 17, 2015

Hammerhead

Another word for a good looking girl.

ie: biddy

pronounced *ham*-*ah*-*head*

"Check out the tatties on that hammerhead!"

by TheFirstDoc September 12, 2009