gudness

Goodness

B blessed n remain sanctified wt gudness.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.

"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"

by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010

Gayness

Secret Codeword for getting stoned. Just incase the ATF is tapping your phone or bugging your house.

I'm getting down with the gayness!

by MVC March 18, 2003

Guiness

A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.

is it just me or does that guiness smell funny

by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009

geyness

something/someone's relative ammount of gey

Hey Bunny, that chick is really showing her geyness.

by goober September 12, 2004

Guiness

A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.

"That is so Guiness."

by lookkittens! September 11, 2010

Guiness

A majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks cummin up the rear.

"Crikey I did'nt half enjoy that Guiness last night"

"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"

by Monkey08 March 13, 2008