Grumpy Mumpy

A person who is grumpy, either for a reason or no apparent reason at all

"Hey Moyles"
"Fúck off eLC"
"Woooo SOMEONE'S A GRUMPY MUMPY TODAY!

by eLCon October 5, 2005

Bust a grumpy

having to take a crap.

Dude, I have gotta bust a grumpy.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Busting a grumpy

When someone farts.

Okay who is busting a grumpy? It smells like rotten eggs in here.

by LeRoy Breeze August 27, 2013

Pinch a Grumpy

Drop a dump.
Flush twice.

I gotta go pinch a grumpy, holmes.
Got any Matches?

by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

The Grumpy Saddle

The which entitles clicking your ankle and or cankle to the back of your leg nonstop while playing Paddy-Cake with a friend. (A very hard dance to perfect.)

"Make room on the dance floor!" "That couple is about to do the grumpy saddle!

by Koch Master June 22, 2009

Pinch A Grumpy

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy

Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.

by emmyfrompogo November 23, 2010

stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.

My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.

by grumpyd December 10, 2010