Grumpy Cow
verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.
Grumpy Cow by westwardHo April 28, 2019
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grumpy saddle
Uniquely perverse act, known only to readers of The Hater, that is always performed with a British accent.
After getting bored with the Donkey Punch, it was time for all of Amelie's friends to give the Grumpy Saddle a go.
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grumpy poo poo pants
To be in an extremely foul mood, akin to having your pants full of shit similar to an infant with a shit laden diaper.
Jeremy: STFU, I'm sick of listening to your crap.
Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!
Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!
grumpy poo poo pants by CyberWank September 2, 2010
Grumpy Yeti
A tall, slender, athletic, very attractive, Caucasian man with long hair (usually dread locked), a long burly beard, a curmudgeony and sour yet, charming and funny disposition, refined taste, and an above average iq. They are usually loyal, slightly elitist and fussy (especially when bothered).They complain constantly and like to be left alone. They are as aware of their own short comings as they are of every one else's and tend to use alcohol, marijuana and other recreational pharmaceuticals to cope with their loathing for most of humanity. They are usually found living in the Rocky Mountain regions of the United States but migratory patterns show that they occasionally wander into in the Mid-West and Pacific Northwest regions of the United States.
I know he has his faults, but I really love the Grumpy Yeti.
Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
Yes, I will pick up the Grumpy Yeti before I head to the show.
Grumpy Yeti by Deadhead Mountain Girl July 9, 2010