Airtight Granny

An older looking woman usually 50+ that is simultaneously plugged in all three holes.

Three boys, and one old lady equals an airtight granny.

by Jon Dutch January 26, 2004

grinning at the lid

Dead. Grinning at the lid of your coffin, as a result of the taxidermist's effort to make us look 'at peace'.

"What torturous eternity, left grinning at the lid".

by RaZoR_RaiN December 31, 2009

Granny Dickens

Overly candid letter writers who reveal personal and/or demoralizing information in their uncensored diatribes

Tactless chroniclers who keep the family abreast on intimate topics

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

grab a granny night

social event frequented by more mature women milfs, supposedly on the lookout for casual sex

don't go to the club on a Thursday, it is grab a granny night

by Silver Granny August 16, 2006

Rapping Granny's

Old ladies who like to get down. Usually on tv or at a carnival.

Yo! Yo! Yo! We're the rapping granny's and we're to say... (etc.)

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008

ur granny tranny

The only insult that could slay a god

God: worship me
Sharron: stfu ur mum gay lol
God: ur dad lesbian
Sharron: fuck you ur granny tranny
God: *shrivels into ashes*

by BigBoyBillly March 11, 2018

grinny

The Pennsylvania, Ohio, or West Virginia term for a chipmunk.

That damned grinny keeps getting into my attic!

by Concierge March 26, 2005