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Gopher Hole 

The anus. The rectum. The o ring. The bunghole.
She had me climbing the wall last night when she surprised me with a finger in the old gopher hole.

Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.

I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.
Gopher Hole by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Gopher Hole 

The holes of a female when being referred to in relation to them being filled by a Gopher or other gopher like creature.
“There ain’t one more Gopher Hole left unfilled on this entire campus!”

“That’s what you get when you go to MSU, the Gopher himself just taking care of buisness!”
Gopher Hole by thelittleoneill September 18, 2021

Gopher It 

A funnier way to say "Go For It!"

rather,

GOPHER IT

or GOPHERIT
Guy 1: Dude, I'm gonna fuck that chick.

GUy 2: GOPHER IT BRO
Gopher It by OffRoader23 May 12, 2007

gopher ball 

As in "go for" ball, used in baseball to refer to a pitch hit for a homerun.
Don't throw a hanging curve with a 2-0 count...gopher ball for sure.
gopher ball by Fox Horn May 5, 2005

gopher holing it 

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head
Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions
gopher holing it by Velcro May 7, 2003

Gopher Pound 

Gopher Pounding is when one person ,male or female, sits on top of a woman with his/her ass cheeks spread out so that anything coming out of the butt will go inside the woman's vagina. The person on top will begin pooping inside the woman's Vagina, but will squeeze the poop back in the butt, hence the name Gophering. The poop will act as a dildo if it is firm enough, or lubricate if it is soft. The in and out motion will stimulate the woman.
"I saw Marshall Gopher Pounding Haili, and I nearly threw up!"