gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He doesn't like Champ Car, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox November 7, 2007

gampers

N. A gift received by a woman who is being given oral pleasure by a septigenarian with false teeth.

Grant loved pleasing women so much in his old age that he would often "give them the gampers" and have to buy new dentures.

by Rosemary May 8, 2003

Gumper

Another word to describe someone who is slow mentally.

Refers to someone with characteristics like the movie character Forrest Gump.

That kid is a true Gumper.

by Alimoons77 May 12, 2014

Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

Pooper Gooper

One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.

I felt that fart on my face, I swear everyone at this party is a pooper gooper!

by Upbeat jolly August 26, 2019

gomer

Any chronically debilitated patient, (usually not able to communicate due to stroke or coma) admitted to the hospital that has little or no hope for recovery. They are literally sent there so that family members can presume to live without "the guilt" of letting their loved one die with the least bit of human dignity. As a result, these poor souls die a slow, pitiful death, out of sight from their family because their family doesn't have the seeds to "pull the plug".

Literally: Get Outta My E. R.

Aunt Hazel is a gomer over at St. Vincents... her family would rather let her rot slowly in the hospital than let her die with dignity.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 31, 2006

gomer

the real meaning of gomer is the following:
acting stupid, making an ass out of him/her self, being in a blonde moment, ignorant, neive, an idiot, someone who is clumsy.

steve urkell is a gomer. Dude! you are such a gomer i cant believe u knocked that over. That gomer ruined my sofa.

by adam ohman July 25, 2004