Goating

When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.

Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?

Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.

by goatymcgoatface June 5, 2020

Goaling

To engage in a deviant sexual act with your family.

I heard Kevin was goaling with his sister last night.. Yeah dude, he's such a goaler.

by Confuction September 23, 2020

skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.

"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"

by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010

stoke golding

A small quiet village in Hinckley, home to small minded posh kids that like to think there the dogs bollocks, st Martin's is the local academy, full of arrogant snobby teachers. If you walk into stoke golding make sure you don't speak to anyone as you will be looked down onto as if you are a local chav from barwell or earl Shilton

Oh have you been to 'stoke golding' recently... one of the kids have the new iPhone that cost £...

by Bensonwaterbeer May 31, 2018

Gary Golding

The man, the myth, the Legend!

If I could only channel my inner Gary Golding, I'd simply consume as little as possible.

by zumyj May 4, 2023

goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol

Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

Goaping

(v.) the act of shaking a computer screen very rapidly as if you were trying to get it off

Oh man M&M was goaping his laptop so hard he broke the screen off of it

by Lame McShame January 28, 2009