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The “Lip Gloss” is the female version of the male’s “Tea Bag”. The female waits for her prey to pass out from bad decisions, then proceeds to dunk the JJ flaps on the victim’s lips and rubs them vigorously on the unsuspecting victim. Also not limited to male prey, the female is heartless cold species who feeds on souls.
Yo, I passed out at this party and this bitch “lip glossed” me!!
Lip Gloss by LeroyLooselips October 23, 2017
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Ghetto Gloss 

to doll oneself up, to dress up, to make fancy
Let's ghetto gloss the table by adding napkin rings.

"I'm not here to ghetto gloss it up for you..." song lyric by Rachel McGoye
Ghetto Gloss by Rachel McGoye Fan February 24, 2010
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dip gloss 

When said person is dipping, they may spit into a cup. The juice left on their lip is dip gloss
Person 1. Bro are you seriously dipping now?
Person 2. Yeah man
Person 1. Well you better wipe the dip gloss off before you meet her.

dip gloss 

When said person is dipping, they may spit into a cup. The juice left on their lip is dip gloss
Person 1. Bro are you seriously dipping now?
Person 2. Yeah man
Person 1. Well you better wipe the dip gloss off before you meet her.
Something worn by ugly ass girls because they know they got chappy ass lips so they need bullshit to make themselves look Decent
"Oh my good Mellissa I look so ugly because my lips are dry and chappy"
*Puts on lip gloss*
"THERE THATS BETTER"
Lip Gloss by Thatnigga_Meech September 3, 2019

glip gloss 

glip gloss is a cosmetic used primarily to give lips a glossy lustre, and sometimes to add a subtle color. It is distributed as a liquid or a soft solid.
"it's glip gloss little luv"
glip gloss by ph@tphuck April 28, 2021

Crotch gloss 

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.
I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women
Crotch gloss by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021