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Guestimation

A guess and an estimation combined. A word created by a worker at Coke.
The vet gave a guestimation of the dogs age.
by Guestimater January 10, 2020
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guesstimate

when you make a guess/estimate at the same time
civilian: guesstimate how many marbles are in here
pedestrian 1: I guess theres about 30
pedestrian 2: I estimate theres about 50
civilian: you're both wrong! its 40.
by A_rh March 6, 2022
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Guesstimated

Making a reasonable assumption with logic and then just going for it.
I had to read an analogue clock for a quiz so I guesstimated it was 3:30 because it was around halfway and I don't know how to read clocks.
by SteveIsPlatonicallyMarried April 15, 2022
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guesstimate

he guesstimates the amount of jellybeans
by Qball12121 April 27, 2022
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Zestimate

Verb:
The act of estimating how zesty your fart will be while it's on it's way out of your asshole (anus).
Evan's brow furrowed as he zestimated the piping hot fart that was about to be pushed out of his anus, taking careful consideration of what he ate the night prior.

"Zestimate deemed critical! Disperse! Disperse! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"
by BulbasuarsTaint January 25, 2024
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Estimatedly

So between the company I order things through and USPS estimatedly is a combination of an estimate of time and approximation of time because neither one is quite accurate so estimately is somewhere in the middle
My package will estimatedly be here by Tuesday
by Jaynon Ymous October 11, 2025
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alphabetical estimates

bestimate: Da closest-to-reality guess you can make regarding probable cost, amount, etc.

blestimate: An approximate guess of how much divine intervention you're likely to need from "Da Great One" to get you outta a debacle.
breastimate: What you make about da size or other attributes of a gal's ta-ta's just by looking at how far her blouse or bikini sticks out in da front.
guestimate: What da maitre'd needs to be good at making so as to know how many places to set at da table.

jestimate: What you fervently hope a contractor is making when he quotes you some astronomical figure.
Pestimate: Refers to either (1) about how many unwanted creatures dat you think currently are or will be present in a given locale at a certain time, or (2) how bratty you expect day some whiny spoiled ankle-biter will act on a particular occasion.
Restimate: Approximately how long you'll be able to crash before tackling some arduous/unpleasant task.
Testimate: A good guess regarding how long, difficult, etc. dat an upcoming exam is gonna be.
Vestimate: Da possible attributes, quality, style, etc. of a sleeveless upper-body garment.
Westimate: What you hafta do when navigating without a compass.
Yestimate: How positively someone is likely to react when asked for permission, favors, etc.
Zestimate: How enthusiastic someone is likely to be about a situation, undertaking, etc.
I suppose dat alphabetical estimates are fun too think about, but it's always wise to have a better idea regarding something important than just a ballpark guess.
by QuacksO December 17, 2020
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