Gazers

eyeballs or whatever you want it to mean

i’m gonna hit you in ur gazers dude

by GAZERDUDE101 August 16, 2019

ball gazer

when someone is tricked or wants to look at someone's balls

guy 1: look at my finger

guy 2:ok

guy 1 puts his finger near his crotch.

guy 1:BALL GAZER!

guy 2 : damn!

by bubba ganooch June 15, 2009

cock gazer

A homosexual male at an adjacent urinal whom you catch gazing at your flacid penis while you urinate in a public restroom.

The night was ruined by a flaming pack of cock gazers!

Some cock gazer visually accosted me, so I beat him over the head with his fagbag and then fucked his mother.

zoah is a cock gazer, but only because he constantly wonders what "normal" is like.

by Trumps December 2, 2003

meat gazer

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.

"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."

by bobby dville October 24, 2007

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003

meat gazer

One who stares at a male's genitals.

Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.

"Quitt" looking at my cock, you meat gazer

by Doolie May 5, 2004

Gazzer B Boy

the term Gazzer B Boy/Gazzer (for short) is the english teacher of ur dreams if he was a soundcloud rapper. an absolute whopping genius. a bit of a nonce, may or may not have a secret sex chamber in the narnia of the cupboard at the back of his room. the kind of Man who knows when and where people have lost their virginity. quite strict, doesn't care if ur grandad died after ur parents got into a car crash on their way to save your pet dog from being exploded by your 3 y/o sister cause he still expects ur homework regardless. would rather let you piss yourself in your seat than lend u a potty pass halfway through his lesson. has favourites and will choose a variety of them girls EVERY. SINGLE. LESSON. will stick his middle fingers up at ur class to demonstrate what an "obscure action" is. sais the n-word in To Kill a Mocking Bird just for the impact or dramatic effect of it. and last but certainly not least, he looks like hitler.

in conclusion, everyone needs a gazzer in their life.

person 1: ugh i have bowen next smh
person 2: lmao he's a right Gazzer B Boy
person 1: u wot bruv
person 2: the man's a gazzer, jeez can u not take them airpods out for like 2 secs and listen to me

by timtamtomtanna June 10, 2019