Fump

While a man is sitting on a toilet, taking a shit, while his wife rides him on the toilet.

I’m gonna FUMP her so hard

by Brayden Swan “998” May 29, 2018

Fump Truck

Fump Truck is a shorthand way of referring to a fugly dump truck or a fugly truck. Fugly being shorthand for “fucking ugly”.

Usually these trucks are orange, incredibly old and have a history of “running over” underage girls.

Don’t get it twisted, Fump Truck doesn’t refer to anything else at all and never will.

Person 1: Take a look at this frickin’ Fump Truck coming down the street, rolling coal like some kind of asshole.

Person 2: Yeah I know the driver, he’s a racist PDF file that fucked his own daughter.

by DeltaRoo* August 30, 2025

Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”

by Plazmu February 1, 2023

Fump

Retard

Jacob, you're a literal fump. Shut up.

by GrumpyFumpy December 3, 2020

Fumped

Fucking Pumped

Guys, I'm REALLY fumped about the new Bieber album, it's gonna be lit!

by JonnHatch June 11, 2020

fumping

The act of bumping or shimming your butt against someone else’s—not in a sexual manner. This could classify as a form of greeting or in place of a high five or handshake. You especially want to fump someone attractive, like a celebrity crush.

“I saw these two guys fumping at the train station.”

by totallynotlissy August 21, 2024

Fump

Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.

Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.

She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.

by Yipching January 19, 2022