tom felton is a sexy beast who played draco malfoy in harry potter. did i mention he’s sexy? oh btw i wanna marry him lol <3
“oh did you watch a babysitters guide to monster hunting? who was your favourite in that?”
“my favourite had to be tom felton. he played very good!”
“my favourite had to be tom felton. he played very good!”
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Noun. A Thug Futon is a drink that is made with Vernors and Blue Bunny Vanilla Ice Cream. A true thug will sip this from a mug or wine glass.
by Da man Bo Jengles January 2, 2012
Get the Thug Futon mug.The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.
Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!
by Footsie PJ April 4, 2011
Get the Futon Pooper mug.A couple sits on a futon in a slouched position, wearing motorcycle helmets. the male on bottom in a seated position, the female on top but on her knees as if riding a crotch rocket. The female must also twist the males nipple while performing intercourse while he makes motorcycle noises. As they near climax, they both must begin headbutt each other until the weaker party is unconscious. The consious party then deficates in the others helmet and seals the facemask shut with duct tape.
Josh: Hey guys, why does my motorcyle helmet stink so bad?
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.
John and Abby: I don't know...we didn't use it for our motorcycle futon fuck.
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Friend A: did you hear that Sarah was a tom felton stan?
Friend B: that makes much sense, she was always nice.
Friend B: that makes much sense, she was always nice.
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