Fuckation

applicable only to bachelors/married men whose jobs are away from their girlfriends/wives...AKA overseas workers...AKA blueballers.

This is the time of year they can finally have sex since they can't get any in the rat-holes they're in...AKA the middle east.

Also called "annual oilchange".

1. Dicky's so excited about his fuckation he's already humping while going down the plane.

2. I know how excited he was about his fuckation I advised him to wear a condom before entering the airport.

After 30-days...

Me: "Hey Dicky, how's fuckation?"
Dicky: "Oh man, I can't wait for another one next year..."

by prodidyey May 10, 2010

fucktion

a sexual function

The man performed a fucktion he learned from his ex involving rolling and lube.

by tvaiello December 17, 2010

Fucktion

When you are fucking and your dick gets stuck. May be painful.

Julie and Melvin were fucking and got into a sticky fucktion. Melvin was hurting for the next few days

by Shmagglenose January 26, 2015

Fucktionable

Somebody who is attractive and worthy of carnal engament. Purely on a practice basis.

I saw a girl at a bar and she was very fucktionable.

by Objets trouvés March 25, 2017

Fucktional

When shits not functional it's fucktional. Fucktional when you gotta grab a tool talk dirty to it slap it around finger it a lil just to get it to work

Work was work again today everything was fucktional couldn't get shit done

by RoyalsMonttryal May 22, 2017

fugation

A really mean person or a bully.

That person is a fugation.

by Peladophobeeean June 24, 2017

Fuction

Fuction

A situation, event or circumstance in which human beings of both sex are fully aware of how dangerous, unprofitable, illegal, fattening, stressful, for which there is no way out without suffering one of the previous implications or effects; however there is always a structural set of events that make it work for one trying to escape, making the following results; such as happiness, sex, profitable, proudness, positive learning, destressing ones state, making this word "Fuction" a combination of the formerly described Fucked, yet function.

by Scottynel April 18, 2018