freakin flakin bitch

A bitch who flakes on you ; Doesn't do what they said they would

Person A: I asked superman to go to a party but he was a no show.

Person B: He's such a freakin flakin bitch

by lovesexmagic August 9, 2009

freakin the fuck out

self explanitory for the most part: this short phrase can be used to describe your own or another persons emotions or reactions to a given subject. most often used in a situation where fear or intense euphoria is occuring

person1: way to go ass hole now were stuck out here in the middle of no where. ay wait a minute..yo check that out..what the hell is that shit a where-wolf or somthin? its fuckin huge...and ugly as hell to

person2: yo i dont kno man im freakin the fuck out! out lets get out of here asap!

by Tony Tr January 1, 2007

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way

Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!

by Luke December 26, 2004

Sims-A-Freakin-Attict

When some one is so addicted to the sims that they don't leave the screen to go to the bathroom or have a social life.

i have to go poop but i want to play sims so i'll poop here. Cause im a Sims-A-Freakin-Attict

by sweet jesus baby October 31, 2010

congradu-freakin-lations

An extremely sarcastic way of saying "congradulations."

Overachiever: I just got a full-ride scholarship to Harvard, a brand new Escalade from my extremely rich father, and a gift certificate for Jamba Juice!
Underachiever: Well congradu-freakin-lations.

by K_Lizzle November 9, 2006

lo freakin l

Laughing in a sarcastic way.


(you almost can't belive your laughing)

-Have you gone to driving school for that speeding ticket yet??

-yeah.. lo freakin l

by krissy2 December 25, 2008

Puerto Freakin'

When a guy (puerto rican) is doing a girl missionary with the lights out and a friend sneaks in (non-puerto rican) and stands close to the girls head and then the Puerto Rican turns the light on while the friend continuously belts the girl in the face with his cock. P.S. Some bleeding may occur to her face, if so it is properly executed.

Man the other night Rob and I gave this girl the best Puerto Freakin' she didnt even know what to do!

by B and R August 23, 2007