Old fossil

A really old person who is really annoying.

Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.

Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!

by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017

dinosaur fossil

A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.

I'm looking for dinosaur fossils.

by Ritacca February 20, 2023

Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001

Your shitty fossil phone barely works

by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016

fossilized caterpillar

Is formed when one takes a dump in the middle of the Sahara desert and throws sand on top to cover it up.

On a sunny morning in the Merzouga desert I discovered a fossilized caterpillar hidden in sand only to later discover it was fresh dump.

by Globetrotter69 December 6, 2025

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.

This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.

by bad33067 February 23, 2011