fookie

Defines a style: Crazy hair and wild clothing. Not the nicest kid in class. Opposite of loomie.

That crazy dude over there i very fookie!

by Hans Kristian December 9, 2007

forking out

Literally means to leave.

Derives from the Mid-Western phrase "Put a fork in me because I am done".

Laura: "Alright, I am forking out."

Jeremy: "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."

by JeremyH February 7, 2008

Will You Be My Fortiestine?

A celebration of the love Valentine's Day and malt liquor. Friends of all backgrounds gather on Valentines Day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. Usually done while listening to love-themed music. Possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.

"Dude, did you hear that Chop almost died during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

Forkinator

A person who attacks a person or object with at least 1 fork.

Phil : "wtf faggot stop stabbing me with a fork"
Bob : "Owned!"
Phil : "fuck you forkinator"

by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

forking

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy

"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"

by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004

forking

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.

1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.

by Jezloop October 17, 2008

forking

a word to use instead of fucking

omg jenny you forking whore

by belle 4 dai <3333 March 15, 2008