by Crystal June 18, 2006
Get the folkie mug.A fan of twangy acoustic guitar and banjo music, not a fan of things like shaving and the letter "g". A folkie's idea of a good time is getting so drunk they piss themselves, followed by a night of rollicking about in a rusty pickup truck listening to their twangy music, tossing spent beer bottles out their window while swerving all over the road and running over mailboxes. At some point, they may stop the truck to roll around in the hay with their cousin, if you know what I mean. When finally arriving home, the folkie parks their truck in the front yard, leaves the door open, falls out, attempts to light a cigarette but misses, igniting half of their gnarly beard and causing a riot among the lice that inhabit it. The folkie calls it a day by falling asleep rolling around in a pile of his own puke. Folkies truly are the scum of the earth.
Hippies might have been dirty, but at least they stood for something. All folkies believe in is booze, not shaving, and filth.
by Postmaster General John Potter December 6, 2011
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by not fookie March 17, 2014
Get the fookie bookie mug.It’s name derived from the 'folding poem', a Foldie is a collaborative internet video project where each director sends the next director a certain portion of his/her video clip in order to produce one complete short story or sketch.
In this semester's foldie project, each director will see the last eight seconds of the preceding director's 30-second video.
by Joel Redelback August 16, 2012
Get the foldie mug.Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"
Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
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