foolscreen

A nickname for movies that were shot in widescreen, but were reformatted for 4x3 TVs, while losing up to half of the movie in doing so. It's called this because people knowingly or unknowingly prefer this to the widescreen version.

Joe likes foolscreen over the widescreen version and refuses to change.

by Steve February 22, 2005

Shit-Flops

Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers

"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops

My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops

by Titagula Gervais August 21, 2010

Blastin' on fools

Shooting people. Firing guns at people, possibly in a drive-by shooting, or on foot.

Homie #1: I was blastin' on fools today! They came into the hood disrespecting, but they didnt know I was strapped!

Homie #2: If they were fools, then why you bother blastin' on 'em? Doesnt that make you a fool too?

by Carl Johnson August 30, 2005

No April Fools

What you say to someone when you tell them something on April Fools Day that is true but they don't believe you.

No April Fools yo, I saw your girl at the club wit another dude.

by Gnezz10 April 1, 2010

foobs

Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.

"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."

by Funambulator November 22, 2007

April Fools

Its what today is

Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022

Flip Flops

Empty floppy tits with no side profile

Nipple resides at the bottom of the breast

Look at the flip flops on that one

by Working Class Hero December 27, 2020