Flotate

Verb.

A happy hover.

A slight oscillation involving metaphorical clouds and air that result in the flotater’s slight levitation off the surface of the Earth. At most an inch.

It’s like taking a deep breath.

Chris was so right and excited-he flotated.

by Thepieking88 May 31, 2019

Flotilla fever

Like jungle fever,but this is an attraction to the quarian race from the Mass effect trilogy,particularly Tali'zorah vas Normandy

Simon: my friend Logan's got the flotilla fever bad.

by N7Knight117 August 29, 2022

flotsamned

The act of saying something is incorrectly spelled when it clearly is correct especially in the dark arts of pyrography

“Sarah Jane, you’ve spelt Queef with only 1 E”
“Have I? Curse you…I’ve just been flotsamned”

by Splunky November 22, 2022

wottle flottle

A polite way of saying "what the fuck"

Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands

P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*

by Jakedorian July 19, 2016

Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

by MrRemodel October 3, 2018

en flotte

when your fucked on drugs at a festival and your aimlessly wandering round

lad we went en flotte for about 3 hours at Glastonbury

by joeynned June 5, 2019

Flotsam Jumper

After sex, when the man's penis is becoming flaccid, the woman leaps onto it and bends it painfully, making the penis act as a piece of soft, washed-up driftwood. Accordingly, the penis at half-mast is referred to as "flotsam."

"My girlfriend was pissed that I had come too early, so she gave me a massive flotsam jumper."

by Cory Massaro September 24, 2007