Flexing

A desperate attempt to win an argument. Something that one person accuses another of doing when the accused person makes a salient point that the accuser cannot refute.

Bob just made a bunch of good points, but he can't be right. He must be flexing.

by azzrancor September 5, 2012

flasting

the act of having sex with someone in the ear.

Me and Edward tried flasting last night. Now my ear hurts...

by bunnisunshine June 1, 2011

Fexting

Sexting through Facetime on the iPhone 4. The way the whole next generation will be revolutionized taken over. Talking on the phone will just never be the same again...

Little girl: "Steve jobs kept fexting me last night"
Parent: "oh mah gawd!"

by herhuskeet July 7, 2010

Flexting

Flexing and texting simultaneously. Strengthens those arm muscles unlike any workout in the weight room.

"Flexting really saves me time! Every time I text someone I just get a nice flext in and then I don't have to hit the weight room!"

by G Bags January 15, 2013

Flexing

When a man tries to tie down a well paid lady by getting her pregnant and tricking her into marriage to upgrade their journey on the gravy train from a season pass to a lifetime pass.

(Barman phones friend)

Barman: Yo Kristof Duttonivich, there’s some single girl here who’s just paid for a round of drinks using her platinum American Express card, she must be minted, I thought you might be up for some flexing!

Friend: yeah man! Let me just finish my scoff, and I’ll be down to full flex on that!

by Knobjockey1989 December 6, 2018

flexing

To hook up with someone you're attracted to multiple times, but not date them.

Brandon and I are flexing.

by chingyishot February 6, 2007

Flexing

The act of being better than everyone else for a certain period of time. Can only take place on specific days according to ones work schedule. You are not allowed to flex on anything shorter than a 3 day. If it's a 3 day or longer you can flex but not on the first or last day the first day is to warm up the flex and the last is to cool down after flexing on everyone.

Bro I'm not trying to flex on this two day.

Flexing is secured

It's the middle of a three day, flexing unsecured.

by Aka the original telescope June 30, 2019