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San Diego Flatbed

Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.
I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.
by jeeyah March 13, 2013
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The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North
My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.
by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017
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big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.
That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.
by smedley pond June 14, 2010
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Flathe

V. Cloud layers passing over one another.

Observation of watching two cloud layers overlap with movement - usually from above or below.
Erica looked out the airplane window to see the clouds flathe pass.

The cirrus clouds are easier to see flathe from higher altitudes.
by Highwinder March 11, 2012
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flatuessence

The pungent aroma of a fart that slips past a turd, which puts a smile on your face and the look of disgust on others.
I was sitting in the middle row of a packed house in church, touching cloth, percolating, suspecting the inevitable uncontrollable dropping of pre-shit farts. I looked around in joyful disbelief at the flatuessence of the situation, I was now alone sitting in my own pew.
by LocalHero July 30, 2007
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fatteries

Fat ass d-batteries.
I gotta go to the store to get some fatteries for my dildo.
by Dildosincorporated April 25, 2008
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