Cheese Flapper

A sexual act that involves marinating a man's genitalia in cheese, then either cock smacking his sexual partner or receiving oral sex from them.

Want a cheese flapper?

by Randal J. Graves December 21, 2008

Hot Flapper

The act of a fat male or female dancing or jiggling prefeucely without reason

Tom: Dude i was in the candy isle at walmart when i came across a Hot Flapper eating Nutela

by LJS Meat Sweats August 3, 2015

rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.

Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.

by Paco February 27, 2004

Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

Ass Flapper

one whos inner butt hole forges out side of the anus. most likely do to some hard buttsex .

Babe, uh, your Ass Flapper is bleeding again.

by Gary F February 4, 2009

pussy flapper

When the external labia are so large and pendulous, that they flow freely in the breeze, loudly slapping against the inner thighs and each other.

Dude, check out Allie May's pussy flappers flailing around town from under her skirt. What a slam pig!!!

by Troup 100 December 13, 2005

Wiggle Flapper

The absolute correct answer to any argument.

Sam: No, Guy, Narwhals are real!
Guy: WIGGLE FLAPPER
Sam: Im going to shave off your mother's ass hair, roll it up into a blunt, and make you smoke it

by GUMBALL AND CUPCAKE April 27, 2013