failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008

flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.

"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."

by Pitgirl March 30, 2008

When All Else Fails

a group of musicians that was originated in Goffstown, New Hampshire. a large variety of music is played, from many Different Artists. Such as, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Trvium, The Darkness, And Many more. band members names can not be included due to Urban Dictionary Rules. the Band does contain a Guitarist, Rhythm Guitarist, Bassist, Singer, And Drummer.

When All Else Fails is by far, the Greatest band i've head in a while.

by wowdudecool April 27, 2007

Flailing Arms Girl

Informal title of the skinny bitch that won't shut up. Given the title Flailing Arms Girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. Known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. See also Susan

"Man, look at Flailing Arms Girl go, she's dumber than a bag of assholes!"

"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"

by BobbyBill$ November 29, 2004

Failsauce

The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...

by Peter Buckett December 9, 2009

flailocopter

To flail with such fortitude that one can be considered taking ones flail to a new height, as when done when flying a helicopter.

That guy is DEFINITELY a flailocopter pilot!

by atm0sph November 8, 2007

flap flairs

when a womans flaps have been bumped and grinded too much so that they have been bust open like a dwarfs hairy nuddger throdder.

"mum, you have beutiful flap flairs"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006