fender rhodes

a really intense, old keyboard that i want. i think its the keyboard in "money."

omg i made a synth that sounds like a fender rhodes. bah i want the real one tho.

by unusu-al September 6, 2003

fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!

I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.

by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011

Fender Lizard

girl model who poses on or with cars, especially Hot Rods

That tattooed fender lizard sure looked hot posing on that '55 Chevy.

by ScottyWotty December 18, 2013

Fender candy

A woman riding a motorcycle who is so beautiful you don't notice the make or model and don't really care too. A woman who spruces up the bike to make it bling better than all athe chrome on it. Usually the ass end.

Hey did you notice that harley rippin down the street. No I was too busy lookin at the fender candy on it.

by waffenby March 22, 2010

fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.

the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off

by Roo April 6, 2004

fender guitars

A way of getting people to stop talking, usually on the internet.

Ariana: absolutely gorgeous.
Amy: Awh♥ I miss you ari. ):
Nathan: fender guitars.

by fenderguitars April 22, 2011