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Cross-faded

Stoned and drunk at the same time.

Marijuana + Alcohol.
Pete was so cross-faded last night he fell asleep on top of his girlfriend during sex.
by Clouds07 September 1, 2013
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Double-Faced Entendre

Word first engineered by Musician "Oliver Tree"

Oliver says a "double entendre" is something that has 2 completely different meanings. While a "double-faced entendre" is someone who has 2 completely different personalities. One side being an Angel and the other side being a Devil.
by JoesToasty June 23, 2021
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Shot faced

Shot faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot faced."

"I'm gonna get shot faced all weekend."
by Sparkler Girl 1 May 28, 2008
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kick fate in the balls

To have a feeling that you need to do something, but then you don't do it, only to find out later that you should have listened to your feeling and done what it told you to.
Suzanne: Hey you all wore your Beatles shirts today! I had a really strong feeling that I needed to wear mine, but I ignored it.

Jenna: You shouldn't kick fate in the balls like that.
by dramallama12345 October 2, 2010
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Two faced Jackal-Rat

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!
Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!
by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011
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Doctor Fate

Doctor Fate in short is a powerful sorcerer with access to many magic artifacts including the Helmet of Fate, which allows Nabu, a Lord of Order, with god-like power. Many have taken up the role as the hero, Doctor Fate but the most prominent and popular has been Kent Nelson. Doctor Fate has fought along side many heroes, including the organizations like the JSA and the JLA.
"Robin, please stop antagonizing Doctor Fate. He is one of the most powerful sorcerers in the multi-verse".
by Doctor Fate June 11, 2018
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A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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