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farty artie 

A person whose real name is Artie, but is often called this due to his excessive farting. This person also was most likely called this in their early childhood, and the name has scarred them. Due to this, there is a good chance that this person is homophobic, but HE is really the gay one.
Hey Farty artie!
Shut up dude! I told u not to call me that gay boy!
farty artie by The Real Tony May 21, 2014
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farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!
farty feet by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015
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farty arsey 

Used to describe one who deliberates excessively.
Hurry up and stop being so farty arsey!
farty arsey by fartymcarsey August 27, 2016

Farty pupu 

When a woman farts and it bubbles up and glides up the front.
No babe, not tonight it's a farty pupu right now.

Farty popper 

Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.
Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.
A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."
Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
Farty Leo by Creed Cur July 28, 2020

Farty Hardy 

when you
when
when you fart
when you farty hardy
"i gotta go farty hardy"
"ok"
Farty Hardy by drhelvetica July 11, 2021