Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.

Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.

ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme

by NIggerKirito October 30, 2019

Science Fair

something that is compleatly useless in life. teachers make this up so they can fail you, make your life miserable, and so you can learn pointless crap like how fast radishes grow, and which hamster finds the cheese faster. (i did these two 7 & 8th grade year) its awful. mean. and horrible. you fail every other class b.c. you have to write up a 10 pg. report on what you did, make a science board, and a 50 slide power point. AND have 3 judges come around and grade this. no one will ever use any of this. pointless.mean.unintelligent. makes the science teacher feel better about how dumb he really is.

no clue why its called Science Fair. fairs are fun. science fair is NOT fun.

TEACHER: class! we have a special treat today! we're going to do SCIENCE FAIR!!!!!!! *smiles huge*
CLASS: awwww nooo this sucksss
TEACHER: it will be fun. now you have to do *explains LONG list of "fun" things you get to, not have to, but GET TO do.

by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 26, 2008

shoot the fair

two people fighting without ne 1 helping them

..iight den u wanna shoot da fair?

by beena November 8, 2003

Shoot the fair ones

To have a fight one on one.

Yo fuck a gangbang, lets shoot the fair ones.

by Adrian November 5, 2004

science fair project

The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.

This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair

We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.

by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017

Fair Play, SC

A great little town. Where all you need is a Dollar General and a Yoder's building supply for when you need to go out and get something. Peaceful and quiet but also beautiful. You can enjoy nice walks out in open fields, go fishing at BeaverDam Lake, and even visit the Fair Play beach. A good place to live with lots of nice people too. Fair Play is a great place.

MAN: I live in Westminster. Where do you live?
WOMAN: I live in Fair Play, SC.
MAN: Man, I wish I lived there...

by X_gon'GiveItToYa January 10, 2014

Sanity Fair

A term used to indicate that someone is unbalanced and/or needs to seek medical attention for a mental disorder.

This term is a play on 'Vanity Fair', which is a very popular American magazine of culture, fashion, and politics published by Condé Nast Publication - known for interesting/controversial pictorials and cover photos (hence the the way it's used - see example).

Dave: "Did you see John last night - acting all weird? The guy is losing it!"
Bob: "Yep, I don't think we'll be seeing him on the cover of 'Sanity Fair' anytime soon."

by Bucko_NZ April 21, 2008