Fair-Sexual

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A sexuality where the person is straight but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in a mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

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Fair-Sexual

Someone who is bi-sexual, but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in the mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

Fair-Sexual by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

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Related Words

Fair-Sexual • Failsexual • Faisexual • Fair • fair-weather friend • fair enough • Fair Weather Fan • fair and balanced • fair dinkum • fair game

Faisexual

A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.

Wow look at this group of Faisexuals

Faisexual by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019

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Failsexual

When a guys looks gay, acts gay, talks gay, isn't gay. Girls wont sleep with him cause they think he is gay. Therefore he fail sexually.

Travis is a failsexual, cause he looks gay and isn't and can't get a girl cause they think he is gay.

Failsexual by che17 December 9, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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