Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 6, 2010

Farn

A group of people that unintentionally blocks a sidewalk by walking slowly or standing in a manner that makes it difficult for others to pass by.

My walk home was delayed by a farn.

by Pypster August 15, 2017

Farnglish

A cross between the language of Farsi and English. Usually used by Iranian immigrants who have been in an English speaking country for at least a couple of years. When spoken, the English portion of Farnglish has a lot more of a Persian accent to it than it normally would. Ex: Die-rhect TV vs. Durr-ect TV.

Yek farsheh expensive kharidam, now I have no moneey for shohpeeng. Mikhaiee fardah bereem khareed? --Farnglish

by imboredsoimdoingthis June 1, 2009

farney flip

The process of deciding who has to drive based upon the flipping of a Chilian coin bestowed by Bob Farney.

"Yo flip the Farney coin, Farney Flippin' time. I win, your turn to drive biotch!"

by elephantitus October 5, 2009

Farnive

A joke that is meant to be funny but comes off offensive

Telling a lesbian joke to Rosie O'donnel would be farnive

by Bawinkle March 14, 2010

Farnod

A term used to refer to a person with enormous skill at the poker table.

I was in the zone last night. It was a true Farnod moment.

by observer1 August 7, 2011

Facrotes

When someone is trying to sound deep or intelligent by posting ridiculously over dramatic philosophies or political views on facebook. They're likely not as smart as they try to put on, or even understand what they just said. Takes the words facebook and Socrates and combines them, which conveniently forms the sound "fake" when spoken. Can also be used to describe someone doing such things outside of facebook or someone sharing political views they likely heard on t.v. or from their parents, seconds before posting/sharing. A common trait among facrotes, is not knowing what you're talking about, or using someone else's words or opinions as your own, without actually researching the subject.

Ex. 1
Girl 1 Post: "What is a person when all that remains of the untranscended individual is an empty vessel through which bullshit is chanel3d? Are they human? No, but wound3d and alone." Me

Girl 2 reply: Give me a fucking break with this crap. Stop being such a facrotes and start making sense. Just because nobody understands you, doesn't mean you're an undiscovered genious.

Ex. 2
Guy 1: Obama is so stupid because he doesn't understand how to be president with the money and war and stuff and he wants to eat all of our children. Look it up, it's true.

Guy 2: You're being a real fucking facrotes right now. Did you get that from your ignorant parents or from watching Fox News?

Guy 1: Fuck you, you communist. That's my own opinion and it's the truth.

Guy 2: Whatever you say Facrotes.

by waffle zOmbie July 28, 2011