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Faceplant (noun)

1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.

2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.

3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's faceplant landed him in jail.
by aMountainClimber September 8, 2016
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Fuckpants

When one's underwear remains entangled in their pants after both articles are hastily removed and thrown aside before sex.
After we nutted, we went to get dressed and found we both had fuckpants.
by Herb Kushman May 24, 2019
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FACEPLANT

FACEPLANT or FACE-PLANT

FACEPLANT happens when you fixate with whatever is on your phone's screen for too long.
Sorry Officer, I didn't see what happened; I had my faceplanted to the phone!
by Icky-Thump December 1, 2022
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the facepages

The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages
by kidneyswap February 20, 2011
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Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.
Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.
by ShattaA October 13, 2017
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Dodgy facepaint

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face
That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint
by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021
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Gaybob Fagpants

A person who's a little too zesty and many times goofy af too.
Joe: Oil up and i'll be there in 10

Drilla: Shut your mouth Gaybob Fagpants!!!
by GayGingerNiggaJew February 14, 2024
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