Faceplant (noun)
1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.
2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.
3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.
2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.
3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
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FACEPLANT happens when you fixate with whatever is on your phone's screen for too long.
FACEPLANT happens when you fixate with whatever is on your phone's screen for too long.
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It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.
Ex.1
-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages
Ex.2
- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages
Ex.3
The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages
-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages
Ex.2
- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages
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The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages
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