My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...
by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018
Get the Exercise Shrinkagemug. Pelvic floor muscle exercises when done by a man--the male equivalent of female Kegel exercises (as mentioned in the preface to my forthcoming book: Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health)--useful for improving male sexual and urinary function, as they are in women.
by xander913 January 11, 2014
Get the hegel exercisesmug. Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
Get the Diet and exercisemug. The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
Get the Exercising Bastard Facemug. makes your daydream about your crush. Sadly the energy will wear off, but when you do regain the mood and atmosphere factors, the world will be at your side
exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know
exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know
exercising is rewarding. You can't admit the daydreaming part of it. Ive been exercising going to the gym and so far its achieved good results in the end.
by Happy Christian October 21, 2022
Get the exercisingmug. The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
Get the Exercising Bastard Facemug. The feeling you get when you finished exercising,like you feel with a lot of energy,and can do anythings.Like for example when you have been eating a lot of junk and not been exercising in a long time.But when you start to exercise,the feeing you get after,its like if you have loosen weight and look great.You feel healthy and amazing.Somehow our bodies just feel different after you exercise.Some of us think we gain muscles,when we lift weights or that our legs look great after you run in a treadmill.Even thought it's not really like that or like when you do crunches and after you check your self in the mirror you think your stomach is flat.Our minds trick us in believing that we look different,while other people see us the same.I don't know if our mind just does it,to make us feel better or our body did actually feel different.I don't know if it the same for everyone but that the feeling I get after I exercise.
by Jacky01 August 31, 2018
Get the Post exercisemug.