Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

Evalugaytion

Pronounced: ee-val-ue-gay-shun

Any of several scientific methods for determining homosexuality in others by quantitatively analyzing a specimen's behavior.

You are a total fag according to your last evalugaytion

by The Drewish September 5, 2006

Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.

We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)

by Dierks36 September 8, 2009

Evalution

Puberty gone right. An increase in the level of beauty/hot-ness/awesomeness/handsome-ness/pretty-ness or the likes over the years, generally over the growing years before, during and after puberty. To mature in a good manner.

Person 1: "Damn, she looks way hotter now she's 21, compared to back when she was 12."
Person 2: ""That's evalution right there for you mate."

by DrVars May 10, 2013

Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

evacuation

Shitting and puking simultaneously; a complete release of bodily waste; everybody out!

"I've been cleaning the bathroom all day from the evacuation those taquitos caused me last night"

by Matt Farmer October 3, 2007

evacuate

Removing such a large amount of excrement from your bowels that it leaves a void, like the forced evacuation whites from the inner city (or injuns from their land, or jews from poland).

I have to evacuate (aka poop).

by Crakronite May 18, 2006