eve barlow

Amber heard’s turd

Did you hear? Amber left an Eve Barlow on johnnys bed

by Overamber May 30, 2022

Evon

The person you love and will not give up they usually like diamonds and they live in California. Evon are usually perfect and someone you can count on and they have a care for animals and people and they usually will become famous or rich in some way.

Evon your so the perfect

by DF DF D December 20, 2017

Someone for Everyone

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.

40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

by Based Fiend March 18, 2021

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

no fucks should be given, no, not even one

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.

After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

by Starchylde June 20, 2016

He meets assholes everywhere he goes.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

evon

Evon is the girl with the prettiest hair, the best smile, and the amazing personality. They are normally great at tennis and may have a brother pretty similar in age. Evons are normally carefree and very intelligent. The two things they stress about are tests and guys. Evons normally are self conscious about their appearance, but are really amazingly gorgeous. They are well loved and amazing friends.

1. That girl is soooo Evon
2. I'm so jealous of Evon, she has it all

by Singingmulan March 19, 2014