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Ethan Squid

He is a noob who always says he is a squid. He has a tiny dick and tries to suck it.
A: Oh no, it is Ethan Squid
B: Bruh, a giant noob
by Fuckrick December 5, 2022
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NICE CAR, ETHAN

A phrase that is said by Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 to Ethan when Jack ‘hijacks’ the car Ethan tried to kill him with
by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020
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Ethan

The kind of guy any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a guy can be.
Friend; Did you hear Ethan was dating her?

Me; Yeah, she's gotta be the luckiest girl in the world!
by Purple Waterbottle November 22, 2012
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ethanol

The kind of alcohol that you drink.
You cannot buy pure ethanol, but Everclear comes close.
by HeavyD2 March 29, 2009
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Ethan James

Venn Diagram Boy. Sixteen popular Aussie, and has loads of followers on Quora and Instagram.
Ethan James is the ultimate god. Venn Diagrams are his source of power.
by WhoDatFreshBoi April 11, 2019
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Ethan

ethan. a magical transformer toaster that makes crunchyyummyness toast, that squishy snakes love and try to lick with their forked tongues, only to get either burned or electrocuted. the end
Dude that toaster is being attacked by snakes
It's a total Ethan
by Nonefundementals June 28, 2011
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