Definitions by HeavyD2

blooper 

A Mario Kart Wii item made of Fail and AIDS, which squirts ink on the screens of all drivers ahead of you, supposedly making it harder to see. It's nearly useless against decent human opponents.

I was in 8th and was ready to get a Gold Mushroom or a Star or something to catch up on the final lap, and what do I get? A freakin' blooper. And to make matters worse this guy zoomed by me with a Bullet Bill, so I got 9th.

blooper by HeavyD2 August 2, 2009

Jäger Train 

This is when many identical glasses are lined up, all but one at the end filled with Red Bull, shot glasses placed on the rims to straddle each gap between glasses and filled with Jägermeister, then the shot glass at the end is tipped over. If done correctly, all the shot glasses will fall in a domino rally and create many Jäger bombs in rapid succession.

Fifteen people in a row at the bar all ordered Jäger bombs, so the bartender set up a Jäger train to serve them all.

Jäger Train by HeavyD2 April 17, 2009

ethanol 

The kind of alcohol that you drink.

You cannot buy pure ethanol, but Everclear comes close.

ethanol by HeavyD2 March 29, 2009

way off 

This is the second-lowest step rating in the game of In The Groove, only to Miss. It is approximately equivalent to the "Boo" (pre-SN) or "Almost" (SN/SN2) in DDR and causes the life meter to drop. A dash prefixing or suffixing the rating indicates which way the player is off (-WAY OFF for early, and WAY OFF- for late.)

Several Way Offs on that cluster threatened to fail me, but luckily I pulled through and passed.

way off by HeavyD2 March 1, 2009

Wikipidiot 

Someone who will believe ANYTHING they read on Wikipedia, never considering the fact that ANYONE can edit it and articles can be sabotaged or based on false information.

Creating your own Wikipedia entry is an effective tool for political debate online, as there are plenty of Wikipidiots out there who will believe anything they read on there.

Wikipidiot by HeavyD2 February 26, 2009

true black flag 

In DDR, to get one "Great" on the very last step of a song, with all the rest "Perfect." This would take away the "AAA" rating that you all but had in the bag until then.

I'm still pissed about that true black flag on Love Shine. I should have HAD that AAA!

true black flag by HeavyD2 February 12, 2009

Century Club

A term used by police to describe people they have caught driving 100 mph or faster.

The Century Club is on the rise, as more people want to see how fast their cars can go.

Century Club by HeavyD2 January 1, 2009