n. a sexual act that occurs during a womans menstrual period and when completed loosely resembles a cheap version of eggplant parmigiana, after having sex with a menstruating woman (the blood represents tomato sauce), the male then defecates onto her bloody vagina (the "eggplant") followed by the male ejaculating on top of the fecal matter ("parmesan cheese"). If more tomato sauce is required to complete the effect, the woman can be punched in the nose.
by M.M. 108 May 2, 2006

A large, squishy, undefined female body, with no distinguishable womanly curves, besides those brought on by excessive consumption of burgers, bacon, and assorted sweets. Eggplant body bitches of the Caucasian persuasion are popular amongst skinny black dudes who need a white chick to go down on them without hesitation.
"Ay man, you see that white chick that Josh is with?"
"Mannnn, that big bitch got eggplant body. Get real"
"Mannnn, that big bitch got eggplant body. Get real"
by NigBipples October 3, 2011

by PapayaPounder69 May 16, 2018

by MY hAnDle Yuh October 17, 2019

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018

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by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018
