eggplant parm

n. a sexual act that occurs during a womans menstrual period and when completed loosely resembles a cheap version of eggplant parmigiana, after having sex with a menstruating woman (the blood represents tomato sauce), the male then defecates onto her bloody vagina (the "eggplant") followed by the male ejaculating on top of the fecal matter ("parmesan cheese"). If more tomato sauce is required to complete the effect, the woman can be punched in the nose.

My girlfriend is so freaky, she loves it when I give her the "eggplant parm"

by M.M. 108 April 20, 2006

Eggplant Body

A large, squishy, undefined female body, with no distinguishable womanly curves, besides those brought on by excessive consumption of burgers, bacon, and assorted sweets. Eggplant body bitches of the Caucasian persuasion are popular amongst skinny black dudes who need a white chick to go down on them without hesitation.

"Ay man, you see that white chick that Josh is with?"

"Mannnn, that big bitch got eggplant body. Get real"

by NigBipples October 03, 2011

Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.

"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

Eggplant Parmesan

Eggplant = Dick

Parmesan = Cheese

Eggplant Parmesan is Dick Cheese.

"So I told her, 'It's not Dick Cheese, it's Eggplant Parmesan'..."

by Aiquoy.artist July 05, 2022

Spicy Eggplant

When you dip your dick in chili oil and fuck a bitch in the ass, adding oil as you go.

Bro I totally just did the spicy eggplant to your mom last night

by PapayaPounder69 March 27, 2018

Eggplant parm

when you fuck a girl on her period

bro I just did a eggplant parm last night.

by MY hAnDle Yuh October 18, 2019

Eggplant squirter

The act of ejaculating forcefully

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi

by Donald Trumps cunt December 13, 2018