egging

Egging is a slang term for a sexual activity involving the penetration of a womans vagina or the anus with the aid of an egg. The egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

This act was banned in '66 on the basis that it broke several animal rights laws and often resulted in internal lacerations to the participants.

Will: You up for a bit of egging tonight Ang?
Ang: Ooh yes, i just love that hatching feeling.

by J+K August 31, 2006

eggstistentialist

A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area.

Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a penis resembling that of a shriveled bratwurst.

by Marc Armbuster. April 28, 2003

eggie

A white person who hangs out with primarily asian people. White on the outside, yellow on the inside. The antipode of the infamous twinkie.

Dude, call up the eggie, we need someone to pick up the fried rice.

by Jewf December 28, 2005

egging

throwing eggs at people car and houses it is best to do it on a friday night when people are going out so you ruin their outfits and hair and u have to do it either on halloween or when you are cruising

me and ma possy went egging last night

by gob shite May 23, 2005

egging

Directly translated from, "Estoy hueveando," this phrase is used to describe an evolved state of hanging out and chilling.

Dude 1 - Hey, you egging?
Dude 2 - I'm SO egging.

by Sweet Persia February 19, 2008

Eggi

When a situation is precarious or shady. When someone is being sketchy or different. Eggi: Like humpty dumpty; fragile- never know when it's gunna crack.

Evan has been so eggi ever since that night we didn't invite him to the bonfire.

by Krunk-Kay January 21, 2008

Easter egging

When a person dips their balls in colored dye, then paints another persons face while they are sleeping.

"You shouldn't of passed out last night bro.."

"Yea I know, the guys Easter egged me pretty bad. I didn't even realize until I got to work this morning."

"..Im so sick of them Easter egging me, people keep wanting to hide me for their kids.."

by A-MAHFUGGIN-J February 11, 2013