eggbound

The undesirable state of one's bowels which can arise if you don't get your 'five a day.'

Bob: Goddamn. It's 10.30pm and I've only had 2 apples and a banana today. That's only 3 portions of fresh fruit! Better get myself a couple of emergency satsumas.

Bob's mum : You'd better- or you'll get eggbound.

by Monty kicks ass August 25, 2006

Eggy

When someone identifies as edgy, but their personality is actually soft, much like an egg that has been scrambled or hard boiled.

Person 1: These black ripped jeans make me look so edgy.
Person 2: Dude, the other day you freaked out over a two month old puppy, you're eggy, not edgy.

by wildflowerhowell July 6, 2017

eggy

When someone is being a downer, hostile, whiny, or just not 'going with the flow'.

Angela: we're planning a surprise birthday for Kenny tonight!
Tim: What an idiotic idea.
Angela: Stop being so bloody eggy!

by sweetness-and-light July 18, 2007

eggbeef

Idiotic and pedantic. A person who thinks they are right when they are blatantly wrong.

Stanton is a real Eggbeef.

by James Wickens July 12, 2006

eggy rumble

a nasty fart containing the smell of egg

i was on the bus today and did a sick eggy rumble

by igor the terrible March 21, 2009

eggbun

A man with a bald head on top with stubble/hair around the sides and back baldpatch.

Alex: Oh look an eggbun
Liam: Oh he is a small eggbun baldpatch, give me his haircut!

by OjBunson August 23, 2017

eggeys

Something used by prepubescent fuckers when they want a Victory Royale

;-;Yo bro let’s get them eggeys;-;

by Retardfecker December 28, 2018