egberted

When a perfectly intelligent person shows a random extreme drop in IQ that causes an unexplainable mistake usually with the IT field but can be applied to all real world situations.

Man, he called about his email not working, and now his tower is fried. You egberted the hell out of that trouble ticket.

by midnightmag June 18, 2011

tony ebert

THE single most amazing guy on this planet. He makes the stars glow and the sun shine, i love him with all of my heart. You could never find a better or sweeter person no matter how hard you looked. I will marry him one day.

I need tony ebert in my life forever.

by fantasticnamehere July 28, 2011

eberta

Eberta is a woman who tells it like it is and gets the job done.

This place is a disaster! We better call Eberta!

by The looker December 4, 2013

ebert bester

The best friend someone could have,a child of God and blue eyes

ebert bester is cool

by Hrhffhehxhdbevd January 30, 2017

Eberth

electronic bed on a ship (dont even ask, its s inconvenient )

hey Eberth! whats up man! wanna grab a beer before the hockey game? oh sorry they don't play hockey in Columbia

by straightupqueen February 11, 2018

Ebert

A short, crossed-eyed middle aged man that looks like a smurf who thinks because he is old, he can control children. In my opinion he might be the next r. kelly

Hailey: Omg did you see ebert with his shaved beard???

Hanna: Omg yess he looks like a short ass faggot who needs to gain some height before I have maat maat give him a disease.

by X3Niyah July 30, 2019

Edbert

A person that is in love with a girl called Gabby and tries to act cool in front of her.

Edbert is jealous at Wisely because Wisely likes Gabby

by Nobody Anonymous %$^ August 29, 2019